A selection of situations that never happened – carefully crafted collages made to needle and entertain rather than convince, so as to set themselves apart from the flood of flawless fictions now being assembled by the artificial array.

Many of these works were made to illustrate stories for the excellent digital paper-of-satirical-record, The Shovel. Others accompanied essays online, or found their way onto walls as paste-ups. All of them bear some relationship to reality, but none of them are real.